Couples in love have a penchant for public displays of affection. Their actions can draw stares, gaping mouths, and in some cases, police intervention. Yet you have to admit that these cute couples, who are oblivious in love, teach the world a thing or two about nurturing relationships. Read these cute couple quotes, laced with humor and wit.
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
Kermit the Frog
"Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know, maybe you just need one person."
"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing-and then marry him."
"Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous."
"A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time."
"I meet so many people I know and they all say my name and smile at me with kindness. But none of that can compare to the feeling I get when you flash that sunny bright smile at me and cutely say my name."
"Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life."
"A hug is like a boomerang: you get it back right away."
"See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me."
"Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them."
"It is almost impossible to love without trusting. I remember the first time you said you trust me and then I knew that love will eventually find its way in our hearts."
"I know my heart will never be the same. But I'm telling myself I'll be okay."
Sarah Dessen, "Along for the Ride"
"Relationships don't always make sense. Especially from the outside."
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
"If we are a metaphor of the universe, the human couple is the metaphor par excellence, the point of intersection of all forces and the seed of all forms. The couple is time recaptured, the return to the time before time."
"Out of all the things that I do all day, telling you that I love you is the sweetest thing I do. It is my favorite part of the day because you deserve all the love I can give."
"American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them."
Tahereh Mafi, "Shatter Me"
"I'm oxygen and he's dying to breathe."
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
"I feel very confident that we will make it through. Though we fight a lot I know that we will be together."
"Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together."
"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."
"Unmarried couples should get married-that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic."
"This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt."
"It's funny how time flies by. We met, we dated, got engaged and now are getting married. It's so fast."
"They shared the chores of living as some couples do-she did most of the work and he appreciated it."
"Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"
"Married couples resemble a pair of scissors, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them."
"A heart that loves is always young."
"We do seem to bicker and bicker. Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple, who think occasionally of murdering each other-but never of divorce."
"I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again."